My dear internet. I’m writing to tell you all the latest news about me. Maybe you’ve heard that Wild Land, my debut novel, is going to be released this Canadian Thanksgiving! That’s October 7th, if you don’t have a calendar handy.
But what am I thinking? You’re the INTERNET. Of course you have a calendar handy.
There is a lot to do between now and then… but I can’t wait until the book is out. Oh heavens! Just can’t wait!
In the meantime, the countdown is on, as they say. Thanks to you, internet, people can pre-order my book through my website! Neat!
Enough about me. Still floating around in the ether somewhere, internet; composed of ‘drives’ and ‘bits’ and ‘rams’ ? That always sounded fairly… well, dangerous to me, to be frank.
You be careful out there, internet.